Tom Brady

8 06 2009

I can’t decide if I should admire or hate Tom Brady.  It is hard to deny his greatness as a quarterback.  He has been to four Super Bowls, won three, and been the MVP twice.  He also has that great “rags to riches” story about being the #199 pick in the 2000 NFL draft.  So what is there not to like, you ask?  Well for starters, I just have to cringe every time I see his pretty boy face.  I also made a ballsy call (in my opinion) and selected him in the first round of my fantasy draft last year.  Unfortunately, the Ken doll suffered a season ending knee injury in the very beginning of the very first game and down the drain went my investment.  Am I still bitter?  Yes.  So as we approach the summer and talk of Tom’s much anticipated return surface, I am left with the dilemma.  Do I like him or do I hate him?

Then recently as I was surfing through YouTube I came across this clip.  I don’t follow celebrity gossip much so I’m sure I was probably the last one to see this.  Still, I think you will enjoy it.

Wow!  Having the paparazzi hunted down and shot on your wedding day?  Looks like Mr. Brady married one bad chick!  I have to respect the gangsta of any man that marries a woman like that.

Most women like to be thought of in exactly this way.  They want you to completely respect them and admire their nice side.  They also want you to be in awe of them and desire their naughty side.  If you think back to all the women you had, have, or hope to have you probably think of them in one of the two camps…naughty or nice.  When selecting a gift for them however, you really want to celebrate both sides.  That is what makes a woman feel totally understood by you.  This is probably more important to keep in mind on occasions like her birthday, Valentine’s Day, or possibly even your anniversary.  An example of such a gift is buying a hard cover copy of her favorite book (assuming she has one and only has it in soft cover).  NICE.  Accompany this with a sexy nightgown.  NAUGHTY.  Tell her you want to watch her read it in bed.  In one fail swoop your gift tells this woman that you respect her brain, know the unique things that make her special (i.e. her favorite book), AND also really want to get her in bed.  That gift message is a winner every time.  If you think this doesn’t apply to your woman, be careful because the next man might.  It can’t hurt to give it a try.  And as always, feel free to reach out to me offline if you need more explicit direction.  You’re the quarterback; I’m just here to protect you!




2 responses

11 06 2009

They were just doing their jobs. To quote the fans of Denver at a Lakers game: “No mean no.” And buy the wrong gift at the wrong time, you might need to borrow her security team.

18 06 2009

GOD I would love to be Tom Brady.

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